It's Britney Bitch!

First on my agenda to inform you about is this poor soul Britney Spears.

I am quite certain that by now you have all heard the news of how Britney Spears was
taken to a mental institution after a three hour standoff with police because she refused to hand her children over to her ex-husband after her normal visitation.  

I am also certain that no doubt my loyal readers will be aware of the fact that
Britney Spears, has had her custody taken away from her by a court of law.

No doubt we must all pray for her plight.  This is by far the greatest tragedy the world has ever
known.  This is far worse then everything going on in Kenya or in Iraq.  

Now, I know some of you might cringe when I say such things, but please my loyal readers don't
think about it.  Remember that God told me that I am supposed to think for you and this just
shows what a tragic state the world is in when a famous, multi-millionaire succumbs.  
I mean we expect this of the poor and downtrodden, but when our rich sink to such levels
it shows that our entire society if falling right under our feet.  

Think about her poor children being deprived of their mother.  What has caused her to fall so?
I speculate that it is in fact our society that is to blame for not giving the proper care to our
celebrities that they need.  Remember, as of late we have been throwing some of them in jail;
please see Paris Hilton as a reference of this point.   When being a Celebrity is suppose to bring
a certain type of privilege; please see O.J Simpson.   We as a people can no longer tolerate
the fact that our society is trying to make our celebrities act like responsible people.  They are
celebrities and they are there to entertain us.  So, if they need drugs and alcohol to make them
happy so be it!  Remember that all of us who are not celebrities are just a serf class.  The
largest part of the United States GDP (gross domestic product) is entertainment.  WE NEED THEM!  To deny our celebrities to do their job will be the downfall of our country and therefore,
denying them the right to drive drunk and do as much coke as they would like is simply, UNAMERICAN!  Yes, it does pain me to say it, but I did say it. So please make sure that you
help get all the judges that attempt to hold our celebs under the same laws that us serfs must
abide by, get THROWN OUT NOW!    Just like the prophet Chris Crocker once said so wisely, "Leave Britney Alone!"  It came from God out of his mouth.  Please, for all of our survival, this
must be done.