God lost the Election

How does that work?  God isn't supposed to lose.  

So, since God is getting kicked out of the white house, and there isn't anyone to vote for, I bring you:

FUCK THE VOTE '08

Yup that's right, the first campaign that encourages you NOT to vote.  I think all true
Christians should do this as a form of protest.  Don't even bother writing in someone, just stay home this year.  
Yes, the wording is strong and harsh, but this is the only way to get the message across these days.

To keep up with my money making scheme.. er, I mean for you to show your support, check out my overpriced I mean rock bottom priced t-shirts.  You might be the only one to ever own it, so buy one now.   http://www.cafepress.com/unusable_news

News never gets old, it just gets buried.

Please see this site: The independent 

"Revealed: scientist who sparked racism row has black genes
By Robert Verkaik
Published: 10 December 2007

A Nobel Prize-winning scientist who provoked a public outcry by claiming black Africans were
less intelligent than whites has a DNA profile with up to 16 times more genes of black
origin than the average white European.

An analysis of the genome of James Watson showed that 16 per cent of his genes were likely to have come from a black ancestor of African descent. By contrast, most people of European descent would have no more than 1 per cent........"


I just wanted to share this, there are no comments needed.  Although, the full story can be found at the link.  

So Barack Obama won Iowa

In case none of you noticed, last night Barack Obama won Iowa being the first person of African-American descent to do so.  Also, Mike Huckabee won for the Republicans.  

Some people say that neither one of these men could win the presidency because their names are just too hard for the American people to spell or remember.  However, if you think about it the people have already spoken.  What happens in Iowa means everything!  Iowa is the clear representative of the entire Nation that we call the United States of America.  

So, we will have a choice come election day of Barack Obama and Mike Huckabee, everyone else
is quite out of the race.  If you don't believe me all one has to do is look at all the media coverage
that was given.  One can always judge everything by how much the media pays attention to it and if it wasn't important it wouldn't have been on every television station.  

I listened to both of their speeches and I have decided that I will more than likely vote for myself.  Although, I have not quite reached the age of 35 which is what one needs to run for president, I feel that I am the best person for the job.  I am close enough to being 35, and since Arnold Schwarzenegger is trying to change the laws, why can't I?   Soon, you too will see that my views and ideas are exactly what you want in charge of this country.  Besides, it's better to be young in office, look at how horribly being president ages people.  They go in when they are in their 50's and they come out like they are 70 something.  So, it's better to put me in when I am younger since when I leave office I will only see like I'm 45, after two terms I'd only seem like I was 60.  That is perfect for your next president.  

It's Britney Bitch!

First on my agenda to inform you about is this poor soul Britney Spears.

I am quite certain that by now you have all heard the news of how Britney Spears was
taken to a mental institution after a three hour standoff with police because she refused to hand her children over to her ex-husband after her normal visitation.  

I am also certain that no doubt my loyal readers will be aware of the fact that
Britney Spears, has had her custody taken away from her by a court of law.

No doubt we must all pray for her plight.  This is by far the greatest tragedy the world has ever
known.  This is far worse then everything going on in Kenya or in Iraq.  

Now, I know some of you might cringe when I say such things, but please my loyal readers don't
think about it.  Remember that God told me that I am supposed to think for you and this just
shows what a tragic state the world is in when a famous, multi-millionaire succumbs.  
I mean we expect this of the poor and downtrodden, but when our rich sink to such levels
it shows that our entire society if falling right under our feet.  

Think about her poor children being deprived of their mother.  What has caused her to fall so?
I speculate that it is in fact our society that is to blame for not giving the proper care to our
celebrities that they need.  Remember, as of late we have been throwing some of them in jail;
please see Paris Hilton as a reference of this point.   When being a Celebrity is suppose to bring
a certain type of privilege; please see O.J Simpson.   We as a people can no longer tolerate
the fact that our society is trying to make our celebrities act like responsible people.  They are
celebrities and they are there to entertain us.  So, if they need drugs and alcohol to make them
happy so be it!  Remember that all of us who are not celebrities are just a serf class.  The
largest part of the United States GDP (gross domestic product) is entertainment.  WE NEED THEM!  To deny our celebrities to do their job will be the downfall of our country and therefore,
denying them the right to drive drunk and do as much coke as they would like is simply, UNAMERICAN!  Yes, it does pain me to say it, but I did say it. So please make sure that you
help get all the judges that attempt to hold our celebs under the same laws that us serfs must
abide by, get THROWN OUT NOW!    Just like the prophet Chris Crocker once said so wisely, "Leave Britney Alone!"  It came from God out of his mouth.  Please, for all of our survival, this
must be done.

Hello,

This is a welcome note saying thank you for your interest in my blog.  Since, the creation of blogging I've often wondered how could I also make mone... er, inform others about the events in our society.  The issues that affect all of us no matter where in the world we happen to live.

 Then in a dream God bought it to my attention that I could reach out to tens of thousands with a simple Internet connection and a sofa.  I would in fact be able to make a difference in this grim
world of ours by telling it like it is.  I could in fact like all other media sources out there tell you 
what to think and how to think it.  So that you in fact could get on with your busy life and not have to do it yourself.  I mean in today's society we are always wanting to do things better and faster.
I thought to myself, what's a better and faster way to think, and again God came to me and said , think for the people!  They should never waste their brain cells as they all have better things to do, but you
do not.  

So, I will adhere to Gods strict plan for me and you and dredge through all of the tripe that some may call news. So that you don't have to.   Amen.